Crooked ValentineIf you pulled the wings off Symphony X’s technical heights and chained Melissa Auf Der Maur to a mike somewhere in Toronto, Ontario Canada, then you would have created the molten metal Zombie Rock band Crooked Valentine. Fronted by wild woman Lindsay Valentine, Doc Harlot on Bass, Schlossenator on guitar and Lady Machete on drums, Crooked Valentine plays fiendish shows to enamored audiences who can’t get enough of their hell-bred sonic brew.